HawgFathers Word

The Hawg Father respects your privacy. If you wish to receive our newsletter or contact us via email we will reply, however will wil not store your email address for any other purpose. "Personal information" is information that you provide to us which personally identifies you, such as your name, email address or billing information, or other data which can be reasonably linked to such information. Any information provided to the owner of this website will not be shared with anyone, other than for the purpose it was intended and for providing and securing BBQ.

Service Guarantee 

Hawgfathers BBQ comes with a 100% satisfaction gaurantee. If you are unhappy for any reason please let the HawgFather know. Our reputation is based on the actions and word of your mouth. We know you are best advertising a business can have and it is our personal goal to provide you with the best BBQ you have ever tasted and to have you visit us again. A mans word is his most valuable commodity. Hawgfathers BBQ signs no contracts. Our word, your word and handshake is all we really need. We appreciate your business and we are confident that you will appreciate our service.

Max Q Safety Information

Consuming HawgFathers Max Q can be a titillating experience. Later on in the afternoon when the aphrodisiacal effects of our Max Q kicks in and you are pursued by your partner for the "ESBBS", you will know what we mean. Don't eat HawgFathers Max Q if you take nitrates, often prescribed for chest pain, as this may cause a sudden, unsafe drop in blood pressure, due to our slow and low smoking method which increases the natural level of nitrates in our Max Q. Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in sexual activity before consuming HawgFathers Max Q. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts during sex, seek immediate medical help. As with all HawgFathers Max Q, in the rare event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury. If you are older than age 65 consult with your doctor before consuming HawgFathers Max Q. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of vision, stop eating HawgFathers Max Q, and call a doctor right away. Sudden decrease or loss of hearing has been rarely reported in people eating HawgFathers Max Q. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to the consumption of our Max Q or to other factors. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of hearing, stop eating HawgFathers Max Q and contact your doctor right away. Women have been known to come down with severe cases of Peter-Poisoning after consuming HawgFathers Max Q . Tell your doctor if you experience increased gambling, sexual or other intense urges.

Our Website

Hawgfathers BBQ is a satirical play on the infamous movie we love and adore, "The GodFather" starring Marlon Brando. We claim no rights to said movie. We believe no one can confuse HawgFathers BBQ with the original GodFather, the movie. If you are the owner of said movie, please contact us with your concerns or compliments. and in the event you are in the area, please stop by for some of our Q.

If you have any questions concerning these basic policies please see our complete full policies at the bottom of this page and all other pages on this website and at the following links:

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